Our Reviews

Good: Front desk ladies were extremely helpful and accomodating. I was there after the demise of my sister, after arranging funerals and I was exhausted. Annette and Jenny were most understanding. Kudos to all the front line staff. Had a couple of meals at the restaurant for lunch and it was fabulous. Nothing flashy, just burges and salad. Overall, a very pleasant stay at the Cheeky Squire. Thanks!

Good: Clean and comfortable and surprisingly quiet considering the room was directly below the bar and restaurant above. Staff were very friendly, attentive and helpful, especially when I had a minor issue with the TV.

Bad: Very basic provisions and cutlery/crockery if you wanted to provide your own basic breakfast provisions. I felt just a little isolated and vulnerable, as it was a longish walk from the car park to my room at night (older woman travelling alone to visit sick friend). I must be clear however that there is no suggestion whatsoever that I was ever at risk.

Good: Loved the complimentary mini bar, the location is great and the room was comfortable. Very great value for money!

Bad: Only downside was that the windows were fixed so there was little ventilation. With three people staying in the one room it did get quite muggy.

Good: The bathroom and bed were very nice and comfortable. It was in a good location and easy to find. The facilities in the room were great.

Bad: The noise was the main complaint. There was the noise from the bar above which was very loud in our room, guests were also very loud and shouting down the hallway in the early hours of the morning. There was also a lot of noise and light from the car park. People would have their headlights on and were talking very loud outside our window. We stayed awake until all the noise calmed down because it was really challenging to fall asleep.

Good: The location was great, a 3 minute walk into Frankston. The bed was excellent, like sleeping on a cloud! Staff were very professional and friendly, sorted out a minor issue with tv in a few minutes also helped me with bag down stairs to room. Free parking was good. Room was clean, tidy and cute. I arrived earlier than indicated so cleaners rushed to get room ready which was very good. Would stay here again just for the bed.. once construction is finished!

Bad: All three mugs and spoons were dirty, had to clean the least dirtiest, no plates or cutlery provided and no toaster. Step down to shower is dangerous, tripped into the shower getting in and almost did the same getting out.. needs a tile highlight or coloured strip to highlight the height difference. Stairs to rooms and reception.. not listed on Booking.com but is on official property website.. I didn't look there before booking so was surprised to see the steps and no elevator. I have a back injury so steps are not pleasant. There was constant noise from construction.. banging, drilling, chattering. Could hear all the talking from other rooms, every door banging, every chair scrape. Thankfully noise died down around 11pm, but woken up by construction about 8.30am.. so checked out earlier than I wanted to.