Our Top 10 Dad Jokes to Celebrate Father’s Day

Whether they make you laugh or cringe, we all love (or love to hate) a good Dad Joke. 

Here at Nightcap HQ, we’ve had a whale of a time rounding up some of our faves so you can whip them out for Dad while you’re celebrating Father’s Day at the pub this year. 

And to make his smile even bigger, why not treat Dad to a few nights at one of over 70 Nightcap Hotels around Australia? You can rest assured, our staff will laugh at his jokes.

And here they are, in no particular order…

When does a joke become a “dad joke?” When it becomes apparent.

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? So-fish-ticated.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

What do you call a girl who can balance 6 bottles of beer on her nose? Beatrix

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.

How much room is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

Do you know what Dad calls a balanced diet? A beer in each hand. 


And one for the mic drop…

My boss told me to have a great day, so I left and went home.